spankmehardbarry:

lol why’d they call it a bra? more like image

(via spankmehardbarry)

cocaineshorty:

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.


oh my god

cocaineshorty:

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

oh my god

(via weeniebuttjrs)

leupagus:

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE

leupagus:

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE

(via uhuraspacequeen)

rexuality:

be my homosexual bae

my gae

(via uhuraspacequeen)

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

(via bobchesler)

fluffmugger:

beckyblackbooks:

Yawns are catching. Even when you’re kittens in a bucket.

OH GOD THERE ARE THREE OF THEM

fluffmugger:

beckyblackbooks:

Yawns are catching. Even when you’re kittens in a bucket.

OH GOD THERE ARE THREE OF THEM

(via uhuraspacequeen)

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

(via bobchesler)

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes

quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”

Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot

(via letsseeifwecanfindmoredeposits)

dagfella:

im gonna shove this car into a locker

dagfella:

im gonna shove this car into a locker

(via hardyhufflepuff)

soimlk:

lets fuck in an art gallery 

i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall 

you are a masterpiece 

(via uhuraspacequeen)

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(via us-against-the-world-babe)